it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn
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if google isn’t your search engine i don’t trust you
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im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to
spiderman dances to the beatno matter what song
ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour
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